this is me, if i was a cat

got a leather jacket for $6 today
why are so many cis people stupid? seems kinda suspicious
booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it
me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me. and theres no possible reason why
how am i supposed to save the whole world?
me at an alt j concert: PLAY PUT IT IN MY BUTT!